Friday, October 9, 2009

Kebesian Itu a.k.a. The Irony

Orang slalu jak madah mun mok sehat, mesti eksesais slalu. Mebi bena so aku pun cuba try, ni lah tauk dapat sembuh kelak batuk-batuk aku. Jadi, marek aku bangun awal sebab mok temankan Yan (bukan nama sebenar) eksesais. Sebenarnya nya yang gerakkan aku. Mula-mula aku dah ingat mok pas jak tapi bila dengar nya bangun awal sebab mok eksesais jak, trus aku merajinkan diri bangun walaupun aku baru jak tido 4 jam. Huhu~


Mekorang stat kul 8 pagi sampey kul 9 pagi molah eksesais. Pelik aku masa dalam jim ya. 30 minit yang pertama, aku setitik peluh pun belum gik. Yan dah kedak lekak mandik dah. Maka aku tuk orang yang cepat berpeluh. Blakang la.


Lekak eksesais ya, lalu sik ngantok gik mata aku. Layan Facebook la jap. Kak ya, seperti besa, aku empak jak apa-apa makanan depan mata sebab aku malas mok masak. Sikda mood bah. Nangga jam dah kul 2 petang, aku redi la mok pegi perjumpaan ngan pengarah Jabatan Pendidikan Khas. Glamer asa. Sebenarnya, nya datang mok berik talk jak pun.


Dah balit dan mandik apa semua, aku rasa best jak. Alu rasa kedak mok landing atas tilam tapi nangga jam baruk kul 7 lalu. Sik jadi lalu sambung Facebook gik. Sah aku sik tahan. Aku mengalah kul 8 alu dah mok tido tapi nangga ada mesej hampir basi dalam henpon aku. Si Kuyat tuk duhal. Berbalas-balas mesej sik sampey 15 minit aku rasa, trus aku rasa lemah dah. Mata aku mintak tutup. Tpaksalah aku mengalah.


Tido.... ting, ting, ting!
Kul 1 pagi. Aku terbangun. Lapar la pulak...


Mula tek mok juak aku eksen sik tauk perut lapar tapi bila aku cuba try mok tutup mata, sik mok lelap. Tpaksalah aku angkat punggung berat pegi dapur carik makanan. Sambil makan, layan Facebook gik. Tiba-tiba, lekak aku baca status Adler pasal jadi king, aku rasa mok muntah. Bukan sebab nya jadi king. Sebab rasa sik sedap perut. Oh, apalah nasibku ini. Tauk aku ya... simptom migrain mok datang.


Mok sik mok, tpaksa aku pegi muntah di jamban. Kak ya, makan ubat dan molah seperti besa. Oh, hausmet aku nangga-nangga sebab dengar bunyi-bunyi ngeri aku molah dalam jamban tapi aku slamba jak jalan masuk bilit mok tido.


Hasilnya, pagi tuk aku sik pegi duak igek kelas. Bukan aku mok ponteng, aku dah redi semua dah tapi tiba-tiba, lekak muntahkan semua sarapan aku, rasa lemah badan dan palak aku jadi gemuk. Tpaksalah aku tido balit.


Yang aku tensen, masa pegi klinik tadik, lupak mok mintak MC. Doktor ya pun satu, tauk minggu tuk still minggu kuliah, mok juak eksen sik berik. Ish. Tensen.


Persoalannya: Kenak lekak eksesais aku sakit indah? Masa aku malas dudok depan komputer jak sehat walafiat jak aku (bukan mok mintak tapi bena).


Translation:
People always say that exercise can keep you healthy. So I tried it. Who knows, maybe it can cure my cough? Hence, I woke up early yesterday to accompany Yan (not a real name) to the gym. Actually, she woke me up. I didn't do it voluntarily :p In fact, I thought of passing at first but when I heard that she woke up early just to exercise (like we promised), I fought the dozziness off and forced myself to wake up even though I only slept for like 4 hours T_T


We started our exercise at 8 a.m. which lasted until 9 a.m. It felt weird in the gym because I didn't sweat until only 30 minutes later even though I had been working my ass like hell. When I glanced at Yan, she was already sweating profusely as if she'd just stepped out from the shower. Actually, I sweat easily, especially my back. But I don't know what happened to me back there.


After our trip to the trip to the gym, I didn't feel sleepy anymore so I decided to log in to Facebook. As usual, when I'm in front of my computer, I just eat whatever food that is within reach because I was not in the mood to cook. Lazy XD Then, attended a talk by the Pengarah Jabatan Pendidikan Khas at 2.30 p.m.


When I got back home, after showering and everything, it felt so natural to just lie down in bed and drift off to slumberland but I didn't because the clock said that it was only 7 something. The next best thing to do is Facebooking of course. Ugh, halfway through I knew that I couldn't bear it any longer. I needed to sleep. And at 8 p.m. I retired to bed. Saw an unreplied message on the phone from Kuyat and after messaging each other for less than 15 minutes, I gave up. Sleep won.


*Dozing off* Ting, ting, ting!
1 a.m. I awoke with a start. *stomach growling*


At first I tried to ignore it and forced myself to go back to sleep but couldn't. I had to drag my big ass to the kitchen and made something to eat. While eating, I logged in to Facebook again. Suddenly, while commenting on Adler's king status, I felt a little nauseous. Not because I found out that he was the king of the night but because my stomach was uncomfortable. Ugh, what luck! I know that symptom. It's a sign that I'll be down with a migraine.


Had to drag myself to the toilet again to barf. Actually, I ran to the toilet because I didn't want to make a mess in the living room. Took some pills and acted as if it was part of my routine already. My housemates gave me an odd look, maybe because of the horrifying sounds coming from the toilet a while ago but I just shrugged and walked steadily back to my bedroom to sleep.


This morning, I skipped 2 classes because I vomitted all of my breakfast into the toilet bowl. What a waste. The milk is so expensive! And that's the last of my peanut butter T_T The activity left me exhausted and weak all over so I had no choice but to go back to sleep.


What pisses me off is that, when I went to the clinic this afternoon, I forgot to ask for an MC. Arghh! That's my main purpose for going there. And the doctor was no better, she didn't even offer me one. It's common knowledge that classes are still on this week, yet no MC as a proof for my absence. *%@#&^!!*


The irony: Why am I sick after I made an effort to be active physically? I was healthy when I lazed around in front of my computer putting on more weight (Touch wood. Not trying to jinx myself or what but it's true).

4 comments:

Mad Maureen said...

Oh, doktor ya sik beri ko MC sebab nama ko dah MC.. Kuangx4.. adakah moral of the story is,jgn exercise time letih...hehehe.

mcjayn said...

tapi aku x rasa letih pun.. mbe cos sik breakfast luk. adalah sikit. sekeping roti jak. tapi mun swimming ok la pulak.

gula batu said...

KUYAT oooo!!!cis kek mu!owh tym ko k bj kurung biru ya kan!!hahahaah

mcjayn said...

ya lah ya.